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That I am EZ...
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Jazz is the name.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

[::..Jazz A Simple Guide To Survival - SHARK ATTACK..::]

Module 1 - How To Fend Off A SHARK

1 - Hit Back.
If a shark is coming toward you or attack you, use anything you have in your possession - a camera, harpoon gun, computer, keyboard or any measure of means and hit it at the areas most sensitive to pain,

2 - Make quick, sharp, repeated jabs at these areas.
Sharks are predators and will usually only follow through an attack if they have the advantage, so making the shark unsure of its advantage in any way possible will increase your chances of a good fight. Hitting back simply tells it that you are not defenseless.

Module 2 - How To Avoid An Attack

1 - Always stay in pair - sharks are more likely to attack an individual.

2 - Do not wander too far from shore. This isolates you and creates the additional danger of being too far from assistance. If you have to wander away from shore, don't forget to bring your camera. Sharks love to look at pictures. This might help or it might not.

3 -Avoid being in the water if you are bleeding from an open wound or if you are menstruating- a shark is drawn to blood and its olfactory ability is acute especially when it has an EGO that bleeds.

4 - Use extra caution when waters are murky and avoid showing any fear. Never surrender your liberty to shark and give it the sensory advantage.

5 - If a shark shows itself to you, it may be curious rather than predatory and will swim on. Depending on its species, some will leave you alone, but most will eat you alive. You have a good chance of defending yourself if the shark is not too large. However, do not be deceive by its sheer size and look. Shark can be nice too - but only the FINS.

6 - A shark attack is a potential danger for anyone who frequents marine waters, but it should be kept in perspective. In the United States the annual risk of death from lightning is thirty times greater than from a shark attack. In Singapore there are more sharks on land than there could ever be in sea. So let's forget about my chance of being struck by lightning.

Module 3 - Three Kinds Of Shark Attack

1 - "Hit And Run" attacks are by far the most common. These typically occur on land with an unlimited broadband access. The victim seldom sees its attacker, and the shark does not return after inflicting a single bite or slash wound.

2 - "Bump And Bite" attacks are characterized by the shark initially circling and often bumping the victim prior to the actual attack. These types of attacks usually involve innocent children, and also occur on land with an unlimited broadband access.

3 - "Sneak" attacks differ: the strike can occur without warning. Injuries sustained during this type of attacks are usually quite serious. Frequently resulting in severed limbs and RELATIONSHIP.

BE AWARE:

Most shark attacks occur in near shore waters typically on land. Sharks congregate in this area, because their natural preys are land mammals. Almost any large shark, roughly five or six feet in total length that walks on land, is a potential threat to humans. Sharks are only dangerous when they operate in groups and they are also known to be quite territorial. Never try to swim in a territory that belongs to any species of shark. It’s as if they own the world and rule the ocean.

Jazz A Simple Guide To Survival will feature "How To Survive A Poisonous Snake Attack" soon enough. Be prepared, we all make mistakes. Overcoming them is survival as well - You Just Never Know!


All Work and No Play Will Make Jazz A Dull Boy - 2:57:00 AM