When a life is imperiled or a dire situation is at hand, safe alternative may not exist. To deal with some of the worst-case day-to-day scenarios, I highly recommend/insist, that the best course of action is to consult a professionally trained expert. Do not attempt to undertake any of the activities described from this guide yourself. But because highly trained professionals may not always be available when the safety of individuals is at risk, this guide describes the techniques you might employ in an emergency situation. Jollyjack.blogspot.com disclaim any liability from any injury that may result from the use, proper or improper, of the information contained in this guide. All the information in this guide comes directly from my own survival instinct, and I do not guarantee that the information contained herein is complete, safe, or accurate, nor should it be considered a substitute for your good judgment and common sense. Under no circumstances should you rely on your committee, relatives or any other noisy convention to stay alive. If you happen to lack the good judgment, common sense, intelligence or all the necessary ingredients to survive an ordeal, just don’t panic, be happy and hope to die.

Let’s just say that I’ve learned a few things about survival over the years. Whatever the situation, whether you’re in the mountains, on board a plane, or driving cross-country, to “survive” meaning “To outlive, to remain alive or in existence; live on. To continue to exist or live after.” After all, that’s what it’s really all about – about continuing to exist, no matter how dire the circumstances.

The principle behind this guide is a simple one: YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.

You can never really know what curves life will throw at you, what is lurking around the corner, what is hovering above, what is swimming beneath the surface and who to trust in your household. You never know when you might be called upon to perform an act of bravery and to choose life or death with your own actions.

But when you are called, I want to be sure that you know what to do. And that is why I write this guide. I want you to know what to do when you see that shark heading toward you. I want you to know what to do in this and other life threatening situations, from being forced to jump from a bridge to being forced to swallow your ego, from taking a punch correctly to outsmarting a charging bull terrier, and from escaping friends with bad mouth or relatives with bad breath.

Within this guide, you will find simple, step-by-step instructions. It also provides other essential tips and information that you must know. Any and each of them could save your life. So keep this guide handy at all times. It is informative and entertaining, but useful, too. Give a copy to your friends and loved ones. I’m sure you have lots of them. Just in case you don’t have any, don’t worry; don’t panic; be happy; because it’s not your loss.

Like a Boy Scout, I am always prepared. As for you; YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.

These survival guides will kick-off with How To Fend Off A Shark Attack in the next entry.